LAMBDA - A Serverless Musical

Join the serverless revolution! Watch LAMBDA - A Serverless Musical, meet the cast, and learn the lyrics to this Hamiltion parody about the power of serverless.

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Join the Serverless Revolution!

Learning a new paradigm can be really difficult, especially something as revolutionary (and different) as serverless. Thanks to a little inspiration from fellow AWS Serverless Hero, Forrest Brazeal, I created this Hamilton parody to help teach people what serverless is all about and why it's such an amazing way to build applications. Hopefully it inspires you as well. Enjoy!

Lyrics and Vocal Performances by Jeremy Daly (and auto tune)

The Cast

AWS Lambda (more info)

Event-driven Serverless Compute

Lambda has been around the cloud computing scene for almost six years now, inspiring amazing tools like the Serverless Framework as well as conferences like ServerlessDays and Serverlessconf.

Amazon API Gateway (more info)

Secure APIs at any Scale

API Gateway became a serverless staple in 2015 when it partnered up with Lambda to enable several new web application use cases. Since then, API Gateway has continued to grow, adding WebSockets, service integrations, and a new, lower latency HTTP API version.

Amazon DynamoDB (more info)

Fast and flexible NoSQL database

Amazon DynamoDB is a key-value and document database that delivers single-digit millisecond performance at any scale. Its popularity has been growing as developers discover single-table design.

Amazon EventBridge (more info)

Serverless Event Bus

The new kid on the block, EventBridge is a serverless event bus that connects application data from your own apps, SaaS, and AWS services. EventBridge made its debut in July of 2019, but it's yet to receive the recognition it deserves.

Werner Vogels (@Werner)

VP & CTO at Amazon.com

While Werner is no stranger to the stage and screen, this is his first musical. His favorite genres include EDM and both Heavy & Bare Metal. Inspirations include Skrillex, Foo Fighters, and Werner Against The Machine.

The Ensemble

Andy Jassy (@ajassy)

CEO at Amazon Web Services

Andy is a Harvard grad that joined the Amazon cast in 1997. In 2003, he co-founded a new troupe called AWS, and eventually became their leader in 2016. Though he's had tremendous career success, he still hopes to someday draw bigger crowds than Werner keynotes.

Jeff Barr (@jeffbarr)

VP & Chief Evangelist at Amazon Web Services

Jeff is a prolific blogger, video creator, and orator that has been spreading the AWS word via social media for over 18 years. Most people believe that he has figured out how to clone himself so that he can produce as much content as he does.

Special Guest

Rick Houlihan (@houlihan_rick)

Senior Practice Manager at Amazon Web Services

You may know Rick from his legendary re:Invent talks from 2017, 2018, and 2019. Rick enjoys blowing people's minds with single-table designs, shutting down Oracle databases, and eating Torchy's Tacos.

The DAs

The serverless Developer Advocates (DAs) at AWS are a scrappy bunch of evangelists that have been speaking at conferences around the world and creating educational serverless content like they're running out of time. They've consolidated their combined work at serverlessland.com.

Chris Munns (@chrismunns), Eric Johnson (@edjgeek), James Beswick (@jbesw), Moheeb Zara (@virgilvox), Julian Wood (@julian_wood), and Ben Smith (@benjamin_l_s)

The Makers

Behind every great technology, there are great people. If it wasn't for the incredibly engineers, project managers, support staff, and senior leadership, AWS Lambda wouldn't be the amazing product it is today. The production is grateful to have a handful of them make an appearance.

Jia Liu (@jiaaws1), Sushant Bhatia (@AboutDev), Rebecca Marshburn (@beccaodelay), Holly Mesrobian (LinkedIn), Ajay Nair (@ajaynairthinks), Trishika Pattabiraman (@trishika_p), Emily Shea (@em__shea), and Dhruv Sood (@dhruvsood)

The Heroes

The AWS Serverless Heroes are an amazing bunch of technologists, educators, and community leaders that push AWS serverless technology to its limits and engage with others to help shape the future of serverless. There are so many wonderful and passionate people in this group. It's an honor to have some of them join the cast.

Yan Cui (@theburningmonk), Farrah Campbell (@FarrahC32), Jeremy Daly (@jeremy_daly), Marcia Villalba (@mavi888uy), Forrest Brazeal (@forrestbrazeal), and Austen Collins (@austencollins)

Special Thanks

Special thanks to Nicole Daly for making the costumes, putting up with several late nights, and being forced to listen to the recording process before auto-tune was added. Also a huge thanks to Julia Daly (age 12), who was paid $1 per Memoji creation, and for her and her sister Ellie's body doubling performances and questionable dancing skills.

Lyrics

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who, Who is this kid, what's he gonna do?

I'm gonna reduce your ops

I'm gonna reduce your ops

Hey yo, I'm unlike containers

No patching, no maintainers

And I'm gonna reduce your ops

I'ma introduce you to some cloud knowledge

I probably shouldn't brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish

Problem is my console's got brains but no polish

I spin up fast to impress

With every request, I'm rock solid

My security is tight, each function has a role

I give you some control, power to scale? Unimpeachable

Only five years old but my tech is stronger

And now that my timeouts are longer, I conquer

Every problem, every limitation

Every situation, think I have an integration

Step Functions for orchestration

The plan is to put your servers to shame

But damn, re:Invent's close, so let me spell out my name

I am the L-A-M-B-D-A, see? This is what I'm meant to be

Just a function that lets events trigger me

Meanwhile, Hacker News keeps throwing shade endlessly

Essentially, they treat me like php

A new CGI-BIN's what they think of me

But with their blinded eyes, they fail to see there will be

A serverless revolution in this century

Enter me, he says asynchronously

Don't be shocked when Tech Crunch mentions me

I will replace your servers, set your workloads free

If need be, you can provision my concurrency

And I'm gonna reduce your ops

I'm gonna reduce your ops

Hey yo, I'm unlike containers

No pods or orchestrators

And I'm gonna reduce your ops

I'm gonna reduce your ops

I'm gonna reduce your ops

Hey yo, I'm unlike containers

No clusters, noisy neighbors

And I'm gonna reduce your ops

Time to reduce your ops!

I dream of life without Apache

No more log files pilin' up endlessly

Or changing NGINX configs haphazardly

Lambda and I have some really good chemistry

With my ops!

My scale's unprecedented

I'm the best No-S-Q-L DB ever invented

My queries are fast and I blast, my data's stable

Ask Rick Houlihan what I can do with a single table

And reduce your ops

But apps'll never be truly free

Until all events can be routed reliably

Send 'em to me

And you'll see

I handle events en masse

Even replace webhooks from your SaaS

And reduce your ops

It's genius, but think how you sell it

Ops needs to agree, when Devs start to compel it

I'm with you, but your position needs thought

You have a fine line to be walked

Threaten jobs, you're gonna get blocked

Werner, check what we got

This DynamoDB scales your data a lot

API Gateway is hot

EventBridge, I like you a lot

Together we can build apps where the servers are not

We have resilience and redundancy all in one spot

We'll change paradigms and minds, whether you like it or not

We're revolutionary serverless event-driven services

Get out your credentials show me where your CloudFormation is

Oh, is my Twitter too loud?

Sometimes my DAs get excited, shoot off at the mouth

My community's amazing

And I promise that I'll make y'all proud

Let's get this guy in front of a crowd

I'm gonna reduce your ops

I'm gonna reduce your ops

Hey yo, I'm unlike containers

No pods or orchestrators

And I'm gonna reduce your ops

I'm gonna reduce your ops

I'm gonna reduce your ops

Hey yo, I'm unlike containers

No clusters, noisy neighbors

And I'm gonna reduce your ops

Everybody say

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Ayy, whoa (woo), whoa

Don't let 'em scare ya (yeah)

Let's go

Whoa, whoa, whoa

I said we're free when the server stops

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Said, free when the server stops

Whoa, whoa, whoa

A-come on (yeah)

Come on, let's go

Scale up

When your traffic increases you scale up

Tell your application it's gotta scale up

Tell your database it's gotta scale up

When are these companies gonna scale up? (Whoa, whoa)

When are these companies gonna scale up? (Whoa)

When are these companies gonna scale up? (Whoa)

When are these companies gonna scale up?

Scale up

I imagine outages becoming just a memory

No alerts from me

In your sleep, the weekend ahead of thee

And did you know the fact, that all my apps are multi-az

Distributing load and requests with full redundancy?

Some missing use cases, but not many

Of course we've got serverless haters by the plenty

'Cause we scare peeps livin' in the past, we contrast, we're growing fast

Gotta get woke, it's Twenty-twenty

Scratch that, terminate your servers, join the movement

Soon Amazon will wonder where all their EC2s went

Foes oppose us, we scale with the demand

No pods or jobs to, maintain or understand

Now, think about that independence

Freedom to work on the customer experience

Or will you stay in an endless cycle of patching, reacting, and tier 1 support dispatching

I know all this stuff with K8s is excitin'

But damn, between the hype 'n' the buzz

I've been bottlin' lightnin'

I got SAM, Layers, Lambda Destinations

You want state, EFS integration!

I'm past patiently waitin', I'm passionately surpassin' the expectation

On every single invocation

The old way of buildin' has no time left to borrow

I'ma power all the apps of tomorrow

And yeah now I'm gonna reduce your ops

I'm gonna reduce your ops

Hey yo, I'm unlike containers

No patching, no maintainers

And I'm gonna reduce your ops

We're gonna scale up (time to reduce your ops)

I'm gonna reduce your ops

We're gonna scale up (time to reduce your ops)

I'm gonna reduce your ops

We're gonna scale up, scale up

It's time to reduce your ops

Scale up, scale up

It's time to reduce your ops

Scale up, it's time to reduce your ops

Scale up, reduce your ops, ops, ops

It's time to reduce ops, time to reduce ops

I'm gonna reduce your

I'm gonna reduce your… ops!